Saturday, March 14, 2009

Why We Fight



BEWARE: Zombies!


Lawrence: You live here?
Montgomery: Yes
Lawrence: Then maybe you know what a zombie is.
Montgomery: When a person dies and is buried, it seems there are certain voodoo priests who ... who have the power to bring them back to life.
Carter: How horrible
Montgomeray: It's worse than horrible becuase a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders. Not knowing what they do, Not caring.
Lawrence: You mean like Democrats.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Secret to Despair Avoidance: Learn to love to make the Dragon Smile

"We have reached the age, those of us to whom fortune has assigned a post in life's struggle, when beaten and smashed and biffed by the lashing of the dragon's tail, we begin to appreciate that the old man was not such a fool after all. We saw our parents wrestling with the same dragon, and we thought, though we never spoke a thought aloud, 'Why doesn't he hit him on the head?' Alas, comrads, we know now. We have hit the dragon on the head and we have seen the dragon smile." -- Ernest Lawrence Thayer, at his tenth reunion at Harvard - 1895


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