Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Name the Writer of that Quote



The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good. Almost every thing, especially of governmental policy, is an inseparable compound of the two; so that our best judgment of the preponderance between them is continually demanded.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

NewsBusted:Better than SNL-09/2509

-- Former CIA directors ask Obama to stop probe of terror investigations
-- Stimulus money going to road signs
-- Dollar losing its value
-- Hippies

NewsBusted:Better than SNL

-- Obama appears on 5 Sunday talk shows
-- Iran wants a UN ban on attacking them
-- Missile defense
-- Jimmy Carters insanity

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

NewsBusted:Better than SNL

-- America remembers 9/11
-- Van Jones resigns
-- Obama speaks to school kids
-- Our new green czar

Sunday, August 16, 2009

NewsBusted 8/14/09



-- Democrat William Jefferson convicted of bribery

-- Man loses lottery ticket

-- Fox News will charge for access to its site

-- Michelle Obamas massive staff

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday

Monday, August 10, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

CrObama

New Eagle Symbol For US Government

NewsBusted 8/04/09



-- Congress pushes back healthcare vote

-- The beer summit

-- Cash for clunkers

-- Jennifer Anistons new movie

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.

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Friday, July 31, 2009

NewsBusted 7/31/09



-- 84% of Americans are satisfied with their health care

-- Rahm Emmanuel says the Obama administration rescued the economy

-- Obama doubts victory in Afghanistan

-- Coldplay sells one million digital albums

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.

If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family!

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Tyranny Or Freedom Auto-Tune Video

Saturday, July 25, 2009

President Obama Approval Ratings Diving



-- President Obamas approval rating

-- Broadcasters ask for a bailout

-- The economy continues to lose jobs

-- Hotel Obama

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.

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Bonsai Socialist Democrats

Once upon a time, the guys at MIT decided to put up a website from their server named Bonsai Kittens. They pretended to be forcing kittens to live in a jar and letting the kittens grow to fit the jar - somewhat like the idea of growing a Bonasai tree. PETA folks went obnoxious and forced them, eventually, off their original server. They were chased from server to server by PETA. They even got the FBI involved to investigate. I suppose they would have felt better if it were humans getting the Bonsai treatment. So, I feel at ease making this substitution......

Age Progression and the Presidency



The U.S. Presidency is a great deal like herding cats. You may have noticed how it ages people. This is a photo of President Obama that I have Age/Administration progressed:

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Biden Contracts Hoof in Mouth



-- The national deficit

-- TOTUS falls

-- Biden says something crazy again

-- Walter Cronkite dies

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.

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Liberating Your Healthcare

Troll Under Bridge

Sunday, July 19, 2009

New Intergoverrnment Relations

President Obama listens to suggestions on how to deal with opponents using methods pioneered in interrogations of VC.

Not too Late

Not too Late
Not too Late,
originally uploaded by aknacer.
I crack her up.

Obama on the QT


Obama briefing everyone to claim he was meeting with the Speaker of the House.

Bad Tie Day

Senior Advisor David Axelrod, left, and Press Secretary Robert Gibbs disgusted with Michelle's choice of tie and lamenting how Chairwoman Pelosi will roast them for not dressing him properly.

Obama teaching a trade

Obama kicking off a young man's barbeque. Rumors of Obama going back to this trade after 2013 are greatly exaggerated.

Bullying the President

Robert Gibbs and David Axelrod forcing Obama back into the Oval Office to work....

Last Minute Instructions

She has him by the throat before reading instructions from Pelosi on teleprompter...

Obama Sucks

Obama takes up thumb sucking to cut down on nicotine.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Dragon Slayers

Dragon Slayers
Dragon Slayers,
originally uploaded by John Lloyd Scharf.

Flickr

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Why We Fight

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BEWARE: Zombies!


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Lawrence: You live here?
Montgomery: Yes
Lawrence: Then maybe you know what a zombie is.
Montgomery: When a person dies and is buried, it seems there are certain voodoo priests who ... who have the power to bring them back to life.
Carter: How horrible
Montgomeray: It's worse than horrible becuase a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders. Not knowing what they do, Not caring.
Lawrence: You mean like Democrats.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Secret to Despair Avoidance: Learn to love to make the Dragon Smile

"We have reached the age, those of us to whom fortune has assigned a post in life's struggle, when beaten and smashed and biffed by the lashing of the dragon's tail, we begin to appreciate that the old man was not such a fool after all. We saw our parents wrestling with the same dragon, and we thought, though we never spoke a thought aloud, 'Why doesn't he hit him on the head?' Alas, comrads, we know now. We have hit the dragon on the head and we have seen the dragon smile." -- Ernest Lawrence Thayer, at his tenth reunion at Harvard - 1895


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