Saturday, December 19, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Name the Writer of that Quote
The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good. Almost every thing, especially of governmental policy, is an inseparable compound of the two; so that our best judgment of the preponderance between them is continually demanded.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
NewsBusted:Better than SNL-09/2509
-- Former CIA directors ask Obama to stop probe of terror investigations
-- Stimulus money going to road signs
-- Dollar losing its value
-- Hippies
-- Stimulus money going to road signs
-- Dollar losing its value
-- Hippies
NewsBusted:Better than SNL
-- Obama appears on 5 Sunday talk shows
-- Iran wants a UN ban on attacking them
-- Missile defense
-- Jimmy Carters insanity
-- Iran wants a UN ban on attacking them
-- Missile defense
-- Jimmy Carters insanity
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
NewsBusted:Better than SNL
-- America remembers 9/11
-- Van Jones resigns
-- Obama speaks to school kids
-- Our new green czar
-- Van Jones resigns
-- Obama speaks to school kids
-- Our new green czar
Labels:
9/11,
Charlie Sheen,
Green Czar,
School Speech,
Van Jones
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
NewsBusted 8/14/09
-- Democrat William Jefferson convicted of bribery
-- Man loses lottery ticket
-- Fox News will charge for access to its site
-- Michelle Obamas massive staff
Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield
NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
NewsBusted 8/04/09
-- Congress pushes back healthcare vote
-- The beer summit
-- Cash for clunkers
-- Jennifer Anistons new movie
Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield
NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.
If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family!
Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people wont read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
NewsBusted 7/31/09
-- 84% of Americans are satisfied with their health care
-- Rahm Emmanuel says the Obama administration rescued the economy
-- Obama doubts victory in Afghanistan
-- Coldplay sells one million digital albums
Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield
NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.
If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family!
Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people wont read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself.
Think youre funny? Send your (short jokes) jokes to newsbusted at dialognewmedia.com. If we use them, well pay you USD $50 for each one.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
President Obama Approval Ratings Diving
-- President Obamas approval rating
-- Broadcasters ask for a bailout
-- The economy continues to lose jobs
-- Hotel Obama
Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield
NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.
If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family!
Labels:
approval rating,
bailouts,
Hotel Obama,
jobs,
obama,
Rassmussen
Bonsai Socialist Democrats
Once upon a time, the guys at MIT decided to put up a website from their server named Bonsai Kittens. They pretended to be forcing kittens to live in a jar and letting the kittens grow to fit the jar - somewhat like the idea of growing a Bonasai tree. PETA folks went obnoxious and forced them, eventually, off their original server. They were chased from server to server by PETA. They even got the FBI involved to investigate. I suppose they would have felt better if it were humans getting the Bonsai treatment. So, I feel at ease making this substitution......
Age Progression and the Presidency
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Biden Contracts Hoof in Mouth
-- The national deficit
-- TOTUS falls
-- Biden says something crazy again
-- Walter Cronkite dies
Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield
NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday.
If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family!
Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people wont read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself.
Think youre funny? Send your (short jokes) jokes to newsbusted at dialognewmedia.com. If we use them, well pay you USD $50 for each one.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
New Intergoverrnment Relations
President Obama listens to suggestions on how to deal with opponents using methods pioneered in interrogations of VC.
Bad Tie Day
Senior Advisor David Axelrod, left, and Press Secretary Robert Gibbs disgusted with Michelle's choice of tie and lamenting how Chairwoman Pelosi will roast them for not dressing him properly.
Obama teaching a trade
Obama kicking off a young man's barbeque. Rumors of Obama going back to this trade after 2013 are greatly exaggerated.
Bullying the President
Robert Gibbs and David Axelrod forcing Obama back into the Oval Office to work....
Last Minute Instructions
She has him by the throat before reading instructions from Pelosi on teleprompter...
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
BEWARE: Zombies!
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Lawrence: You live here?
Montgomery: Yes
Lawrence: Then maybe you know what a zombie is.
Montgomery: When a person dies and is buried, it seems there are certain voodoo priests who ... who have the power to bring them back to life.
Carter: How horrible
Montgomeray: It's worse than horrible becuase a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders. Not knowing what they do, Not caring.
Lawrence: You mean like Democrats.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
The Secret to Despair Avoidance: Learn to love to make the Dragon Smile
"We have reached the age, those of us to whom fortune has assigned a post in life's struggle, when beaten and smashed and biffed by the lashing of the dragon's tail, we begin to appreciate that the old man was not such a fool after all. We saw our parents wrestling with the same dragon, and we thought, though we never spoke a thought aloud, 'Why doesn't he hit him on the head?' Alas, comrads, we know now. We have hit the dragon on the head and we have seen the dragon smile." -- Ernest Lawrence Thayer, at his tenth reunion at Harvard - 1895
Saturday, February 28, 2009
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